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Kanis Majoris No. 9
Nov 2024
How not to travel to Bangkok, how to measure rain, what the fifth of November means in the UK, colours in various languages, another helping of the best movies from the ‘00s, more of the best YouTube channels.
Kanis Majoris No. 8
May 2024
What happens when the sun doesn’t set, the town that wasn’t supposed to exist, what to see in Kuala Lumpur, more of the most amazing albums of all time.
Kanis Majoris No. 7
Nov 2023
What the Seven Wonders of the World are, what the difference is between the various types of tea, what Singapore is actually like, the best movies of the ‘90s, what the pandemic felt like.
Kanis Majoris No. 6
May 2023
You get stranded in the desert after a series of strange events but you just can’t find the answer to the most important question: How far can a piñata run into the desert?
Kanis Majoris No. 5
Nov 2022
Why daylight savings is a thing, what year it actually is in Ethiopia, the street system of New York City, what it’s like to climb to the crater of a volcano, the best movies of the ‘00s.
Kanis Majoris No. 4
May 2022
What the northern lights actually are, who the richest person of all time was, what it’s like going inside the Great Pyramid, what to watch on YouTube, how old classical music really is.
Kanis Majoris No. 3
Nov 2021
Where airplanes go when they die, why the Rosetta Stone was such a big deal, what you should never step on when in Bali, one of the weirdest painters ever, some awesome podcasts.
Kanis Majoris No. 2
May 2021
How and when to see meteors, why Mt. Everest isn't the tallest mountain in the world, the type of jellyfish that lives forever, the best albums, some riddles to get you thinking.
Kanis Majoris No. 1
Nov 2020
Why the Mona Lisa is so famous, where coffee comes from, the best movies of the 2010s, the rainiest places in the world.
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2025
May 31st
KANIS MAJORIS NO. 10
November 30th
KANIS MAJORIS NO. 11
2026
May 31st
KANIS MAJORIS NO. 12
November 30th
KANIS MAJORIS NO. 13
